Any of my murri readers got an Ipad? Check out Zazzle.com.au for kustom made Murri Pride hard back Ipad covers and support our brother boy JoeyGunit16!
http://www.zazzle.com.au/murri_pride_ipad_case_speckcase-176698195470123466
JL x
Wednesday, 18 January 2012
Do you know Miles Jai?
If not check out the link below. He is high-larious! In this video he comments on the whole "Like my Status" craze that has apparently taken over Facebook. I am ignorant to this due to account deactivation but one can imagine. Anyways, Miles Jai does a hilarious mock up of the LMS craze!
I love you Miles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPnP_zlYU44
JL x
I love you Miles!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPnP_zlYU44
Saturday, 14 January 2012
I mean honestly...
Why is it ONLY when you have something REALLY important to do does the computer not work? Or the Internet is down or the sun falls out of the sky?
I can log onto my blog to write this MEANINGLESS RANT yet NOT onto my legal research subscriptions?
Excuse me whilst I........
That is all.
JL X
I can log onto my blog to write this MEANINGLESS RANT yet NOT onto my legal research subscriptions?
Excuse me whilst I........
JL X
Moving house in Melb?
I moved house TWICE in 2011. I therefore have reference to what company to use and what company NOT to use. The lawyer part of my brain is screaming at me to ensure I do not find myself in a heated defamation suit but the other side of my brain desperately wants to tell you about the shocking experience I had with a particular moving company. Not only were they complete moron's who nearly broke the lamp left to me in my beloved Uncle's will, but the idiots inflated the quote by $120 fuelled by stand-over tactics! I have a stand-over tactic or twelve up my sleeve also so I was not easily jilted by these con artists HOWEVER I will ensure that NO ONE I KNOW will EVER use this company in Melbourne again. Capish? You men are finito!
My advice for my Melbourne mates... go with "Smart Move" as they are fabulous! And try and speak to Gavin, he is just the best! I got my quote and it actually turned out CHEAPER! My move was 50% less than the other company. I explained to Gavin, my hesitation to engage ANY removalist company on planet Earth, but he assured me that I wouldn't have the same experience, and I can hereby give a testimonial that they stand by their word! Ok, so you know what company to use now? Good! Happy moving friends :)
My advice for my Melbourne mates... go with "Smart Move" as they are fabulous! And try and speak to Gavin, he is just the best! I got my quote and it actually turned out CHEAPER! My move was 50% less than the other company. I explained to Gavin, my hesitation to engage ANY removalist company on planet Earth, but he assured me that I wouldn't have the same experience, and I can hereby give a testimonial that they stand by their word! Ok, so you know what company to use now? Good! Happy moving friends :)
JL x
Friday, 13 January 2012
This goes out to my sister girl Tanya...
This is what you LOVE to watch on TV? Tanner's this is SO YOUR FUTURE CHILD!
For my other readers who are familiar with the show Toddlers and Tiara's... check this clip out. The little girl is hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTMHLsllsRc&feature=related
That is all.
JL x
For my other readers who are familiar with the show Toddlers and Tiara's... check this clip out. The little girl is hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTMHLsllsRc&feature=related
That is all.
JL x
Loyalty
What is loyalty to you?
The Dictionary defines loyalty as;
Noun, plural -ties.
I live by loyalty. To friends, family, my job, convictions and obligations.
If you can't adhere to the standards I set and have that mutual respect then you will be wiped like mud from a wall.
What is particularly deplorable are the people who try and test your loyalty. Those who insult your moral compass by tempting you with that would eventuate as disloyalty. Not acceptable. What to do in this situation for me is easy, for others readers you may be conflicted. This person must unequivocally get the boot. Anyone who is willing to question your morals, especially your loyalty is foul dirty rat and if you don't cut them from your life you will end up as dirty as them.
Who in your circle can you truly trust?
Loyalty is what I live by. If you disrepect the loyalty, I will cut you. Capish?
The Dictionary defines loyalty as;
Noun, plural -ties.
2.
faithful adherence to a sovereign, government, leader, cause, etc.
3.
an example or instance of faithfulness, adherence, or the like: a man with fierce loyalties.
I live by loyalty. To friends, family, my job, convictions and obligations.
If you can't adhere to the standards I set and have that mutual respect then you will be wiped like mud from a wall.
What is particularly deplorable are the people who try and test your loyalty. Those who insult your moral compass by tempting you with that would eventuate as disloyalty. Not acceptable. What to do in this situation for me is easy, for others readers you may be conflicted. This person must unequivocally get the boot. Anyone who is willing to question your morals, especially your loyalty is foul dirty rat and if you don't cut them from your life you will end up as dirty as them.
Live with clean hands. A clear conscience. Don't you feel better that way? I think loyalty and integrity are the two strongest qualities one can possess. If someone in your camp does not have your back as you have there's then you must be aware, for this person is dangerous to you and will come like a shark under a boat. You can give this person a chance to redeem themselves buy mark my words, they WILL disrespect you again.
Remember that you are the company you keep.
Who in your circle can you truly trust?
Loyalty is what I live by. If you disrepect the loyalty, I will cut you. Capish?
JL x
Deadly Picture of the Day
One of my female blog readers asked me to feature this image as my 'Deadly Pic of the Day'.
She didn't have to twist my arm.
JL x
She didn't have to twist my arm.
Boycott the magazine's that make you feel like crap.
Women's magazines are suppose to empower us, increase our body image blah blah blah women's lib and all that... I dispute this and think that sometimes they do the contrary. Look at this hilarious mock-up magazine I found online, it is so true. They are all about making your bum smaller and ensuring 'fantastic' sex moves. God forbid we have big bums and don't please the males species.
Excuse me while I vomit in my own mouth.
BOYCOTT THESE MAGAZINES.
But then again these multi-billion dollar industries that make money every time we purchase their useless magazine's aren't really worried about our inner beauty... are they. That was a statement, not a question.
JL x
Excuse me while I vomit in my own mouth.
BOYCOTT THESE MAGAZINES.
But then again these multi-billion dollar industries that make money every time we purchase their useless magazine's aren't really worried about our inner beauty... are they. That was a statement, not a question.
JL x
Thursday, 12 January 2012
Why is it always about a man?
Has anyone seen that add for "Mr Muscle?"
Let me set the scene- there's your typical anglo looking slim housewife at the sink of her house probably slaving away for her family when the sink CLOGS. The woman sighs and states, "oh no, this is a job for Mr Muscle"... then Mr Muscle flies through the door and unplugs the sink.
Seriously girlfriend- ya heard of a plunger? Pour some draino down that sucker and call it a day!
My point is, why does the ad have to depict YET AGAIN a man riding in on his white horse to save the day!? You wouldn't even know how many times I have hit my finger with a hammer, how many times I nearly broke my neck changing a light bulb- even when I had a man to do it for me!
I can't forget the time my sister girl Aislinn and I tried to put a desk in the back of her Falcon as the man across the road watched our great difficultly without even a comment! Funnily enough, after we got it in she and I sat back in bewilderment and pride at our great feat, old mate across the road stated, "yeah nah I was watchin' ya's and didn't think youse were gonna get that in!" Really mate? Well we did AND without your help! Thanks for offering!
There are soooo many products out there depicting the man as the glorified protagonist. The only one I'm letting off the hook is Mortein's, Louie the Fly. He's only a short little fulla and he's black like me, plus he looks broke as a joke the poor bugger so he really could do with the royalty dollars for all those ad's and keeping our homes roach free!
Here are some of the products all about men, men, men!
Now, I'm letting Dick Smith and Big Kev off the hook but your still not in the clear! Big Kev may you rest in peace your were a great character and my Grandad swears by your products so I've got your back Uncle!
AS FOR MR MUSCLE, MR SHEEN AND MR CLEAN... Where are your wives? Who cooks your eggs in the morning? Behind every good man is a stronger woman I wanna see Mrs Clean and Mrs Sheen get some credit here! Mr Muscle is poppin into women's houses all over Australia doing God knows what with these housewives! I bet fixing the drains isn't all he does!
Ok, so I am being silly but in all seriousness... come on! Why can't there be a "MRS MUSCLE" product? I am friends with the best and strongest single women I have ever had the privilege of knowing. They paint their own houses, mow their own lawns and pay all their own bills.
They are my Mrs Muscle's! So this goes out to them!
JL X
Let me set the scene- there's your typical anglo looking slim housewife at the sink of her house probably slaving away for her family when the sink CLOGS. The woman sighs and states, "oh no, this is a job for Mr Muscle"... then Mr Muscle flies through the door and unplugs the sink.
Seriously girlfriend- ya heard of a plunger? Pour some draino down that sucker and call it a day!
My point is, why does the ad have to depict YET AGAIN a man riding in on his white horse to save the day!? You wouldn't even know how many times I have hit my finger with a hammer, how many times I nearly broke my neck changing a light bulb- even when I had a man to do it for me!
I can't forget the time my sister girl Aislinn and I tried to put a desk in the back of her Falcon as the man across the road watched our great difficultly without even a comment! Funnily enough, after we got it in she and I sat back in bewilderment and pride at our great feat, old mate across the road stated, "yeah nah I was watchin' ya's and didn't think youse were gonna get that in!" Really mate? Well we did AND without your help! Thanks for offering!
There are soooo many products out there depicting the man as the glorified protagonist. The only one I'm letting off the hook is Mortein's, Louie the Fly. He's only a short little fulla and he's black like me, plus he looks broke as a joke the poor bugger so he really could do with the royalty dollars for all those ad's and keeping our homes roach free!
Here are some of the products all about men, men, men!
AS FOR MR MUSCLE, MR SHEEN AND MR CLEAN... Where are your wives? Who cooks your eggs in the morning? Behind every good man is a stronger woman I wanna see Mrs Clean and Mrs Sheen get some credit here! Mr Muscle is poppin into women's houses all over Australia doing God knows what with these housewives! I bet fixing the drains isn't all he does!
Ok, so I am being silly but in all seriousness... come on! Why can't there be a "MRS MUSCLE" product? I am friends with the best and strongest single women I have ever had the privilege of knowing. They paint their own houses, mow their own lawns and pay all their own bills.
They are my Mrs Muscle's! So this goes out to them!
Thursday, 5 January 2012
Are you a young Koorie?
If you’re Young, Koorie and living in Vic – Koorie WebWise wants to hear from you!
Check out this survey to go into the draw to win an iPod Touch!
There will be a draw at the Koorie Heritage Trust Jan 31st 2012... spread the word!
Click on this link--> http://www.surveygizmo.com/s3/facebook/751719/c82c66b808c7
I found this information from the amazing Miss Jirra Lulla Harvey! So it must be awesome! Wish I could enter! Get clicking!
JL x
To forgive or not to forgive?
Like Gandhi said...
Great words from a great man.
Only God may judge.
So forgive :)
JL x
Great words from a great man.
Only God may judge.
So forgive :)
JL x
I hate Cricket season...
But I love Chris Gayle... He was West Indies Captain... He is gorgeous.
So, since it is cricket season I was inspired to chuck a picture up of the ONLY REASON I used to watch cricket back in the day LOL.
Ladies... feast your eyes.
JL x
So, since it is cricket season I was inspired to chuck a picture up of the ONLY REASON I used to watch cricket back in the day LOL.
Ladies... feast your eyes.
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Saying things in the heat of the moment.
Remember to say the right thing in the right place, and leave UNSAID the WRONG THING at the tempting moment.
A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
He who angers you conquers you.
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
Moral of the story: GET MAD THEN GET OVER IT.
JL X
A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
He who angers you conquers you.
You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.
Moral of the story: GET MAD THEN GET OVER IT.
JL X
Jealousy... Care factor? ZERO :)
You think I didn't notice? It's so obvious. Especially considering your a clone and a stalker. You can imitate but you can never duplicate. Everyone reading this adopt the same strength against the jealous ones. We must remember that its a sickness and hope they get well.
P.S- you look like this...
That is all LOL.
You little green-eyed monster you!
JL X
P.S- you look like this...
That is all LOL.
You little green-eyed monster you!
JL X
Success & Haters
Keep your goals away from the trolls!
Success and haters seem to go hand in hand. Here are a few images summing up my thoughts on this. I feel sorry for those jealous people who hate on those who merely have a dream. No matter what keep your head high and follow your dreams.
Go for your dreams regardless of who is TRYING to bring you down. Put them in a jar, your heart, your journal... lock them away... and do the same to the haters... lock them away or better yet, kick them to the kerb.
JL X
Success and haters seem to go hand in hand. Here are a few images summing up my thoughts on this. I feel sorry for those jealous people who hate on those who merely have a dream. No matter what keep your head high and follow your dreams.
JL X
Friday, 30 December 2011
Do I still have to keep saying this?
"Jamie, I haven't heard from him in ages but hes probably just busy".
I'll say this once more...
Now please refer to my "We as women are Queen's" post, IMMEDIATELY!
That is all.
JL X
I'll say this once more...
Now please refer to my "We as women are Queen's" post, IMMEDIATELY!
That is all.
JL X
Happy New Year!
And since it's my blog here are well wishes from me... PEACE - JOY - KISSES!
PEACE - JOY - & KISSES!
Oh, and because Melbourne is so gorgeous on New Year's here are some more pics!
Happy New Year to all my bloggers and thank you for reading! See you in the new year!
Signing off for 2011!
JL X
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